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Gays Against Smoking Passionately

A concerned homosexual action group. We love our community. We do not love fags.

Who we are

We are deeply, theatrically concerned.

GASP is a coalition of homosexuals who have had enough of cigarettes ruining the vibe, the lungs, and the lipstick. We are against one thing only: smoking fags.

A man lighting a cigarette at sunset — exactly the sort of scene that keeps us up at night — Exhibit A: another beautiful person making a terrible choice.

“Do drag. Don't smoke fags.”
“God hates fags. Meaning cigarettes of course.”
“Serve cunt. Quit butts.”
“Your lungs are not a nightclub.”

Alarming information

Facts that should make you gasp

Real smoking risks, presented with the urgency of a PTA newsletter and the taste of a circuit queen.

Smoking kills — still

Tobacco remains one of the leading causes of preventable death worldwide. Cool pose; catastrophic outcome.

It ages the face you worked for

Smoking accelerates wrinkles, dulls skin, and yellows teeth. Contour cannot outrun carbon monoxide.

Secondhand smoke is rude

Other people's lungs did not consent to your vibe. Concerned homosexuals believe in consent.

Fertility, heart, and breath all take the hit

Circulation suffers. Stamina suffers. The afterparty suffers. We are concerned about the afterparty.

Field reports

Scenes from the epidemic

We have observed cigarettes outside bars, on balconies, after brunch, and — most distressingly — between looks. This cannot continue.

Portrait used to represent a concerned community member — “I came out for freedom, not for filters.”

Portrait used to represent another concerned community member — “If it's not a joint meeting, put it out.”

Portrait used to represent a third concerned community member — “Do a split. Don't do a cig.”

Take action (sort of)

Sign the Concern Petition

Tell us how concerned you are about fags. By "us" I mean nobody, because this form goes nowhere.

Concerned homosexuals so far